Our father brought me and my sister Elia with him on a visit to Casterly Rock. My first time away from Dorne. I didn’t like anything about the Rock. Not the food, not the weather, not your accents. Nothing. But the biggest disappointment… you. The whole way from Dorne all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy. When we met your sister, she promised she would show you to us.
Then she and your brother took us to your nursery and then she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, arms and legs were a bit small but no claw, no red eye, no tail between you legs. Just a tiny pink cock. We tried to hide our disappointment.
dany got game
-Sherlock season 4
-Sherlock season 5
-Dr Dre releases Detox
-Your great grandchild going off to college
this is how it went basically..